We hospitalized a 95lb Rottweiler tonight, a really sweet one, but every time I opened his cage he bolted and he was really hard to get back in, so at one point I had him by the collar and I reached around behind him to shove from behind and I totally accidentally stuck my finger up his butthole (without gloves on because I didn't intend to need ( Read more... )

Eh, fuck it, so I had this critical patient and I was in the OR with the dog and the owner, with the dog tubed but not on oxygen, and we could keep the dog alive with support but there was zero chance of the dog recovering, which the owner didn't really get, so the plan so far as Hot Doctor was able to communicate to me was to pull the tube and let ( Read more... )

So, I've been doing tons of the Walmart, Walgreens, and King Soopers surverys, in the hopes of winning any type of prize to help me with my current financial situation, but I'm wondering if anyone has ever heard of anyone winning any of these prizes, even if it is a friend-of-a-friend-type story.

since I still need to update my friends only banner on my El-Jay, I'm wondering if I should use an "Avengers" graphic instead the Pats one I have in the hopper that I have been too lazy to upload.

One of the worst birthday presents I could have gotten was seeing my exhusband at this bar; he stared me down as he was leaving, so thankfully we didn't talk or anything, but it was still very shocking to see him and I'm annoyed that now he knows I live in town, and I just hate him so much, and it was kinda freaky to see him.

I don't know what to do with myself tonight because I know Kim & Jeremy are expecting me at their show, but I don't want to go, and then I told my friend, Kevin, I'd try to show up to the second half of his show tonight, and now Paul wants to hang out, and nothing sounds like what I want to do, so I'm just sitting here at Subway.

I feel bad for this kid because obviously his mother is making him sit here while she works her shift at McDonald's (probably couldn't afford a babysitter), but I'm also annoyed because he is sitting near an outlet, but doesn't need it, and yes, I realize that makes me a selfish person.

I really, really need to convince Ryan to get a king-sized bed because we have a queen, and he absolutely has to stretch out in his sleep, which means that if I'm lying on my back, he's got his elbows and kneecaps pushing into me and hurting, and if I roll over on my side to avoid them, he takes that room and I end up sleeping on the very edge of ( Read more... )

My daughter played in a trio for a local music contest this morning, and she was nervous to the point of crying last night and queasy this morning, but that didn't stop her from helping her two friends earn a "Superior" rating.

So after calling recruitment, who transferred me to HR, who transferred me to the teamleader, none of which could help me to find out when I'm supposed to be working (and the teamleader was very rude), I decided to leave it, and if they call me asking me why I didn't turn up at work I'll tell them to go fuck themselves.